Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
Man Upset About Onions in Food Gets Naked, Threatens to Kill Restaurant Owner
The only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.
Man Totally Out of Ideas Use Feces to Hush Noisy Neighbor
It's safe to say the poop hit the fan.
Idiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time Zero
This guy collects DUIs the way kids used to collect baseball cards.
Bite of Grilled Cheese Sandwich Leads to Gunshots, 3-Hour Police Standoff
You probably don't want to try to sneak a bite of whatever Daniel Brian Blackwell is eating.
Woman Steals EMT’s Wallet After Her Boyfriend Is Fatally Hit by Car
Where does robbery fall in the five stages of grief?
Man (And True Medical Marvel) Receives First Penis Transplant in the US
This pioneer is a member of a very exclusive club.