Man Who Doesn’t Know What Food Is Has Cell Phone Removed From Mouth
Talk about going down the wrong pipe.
This poor guy had a cell phone removed from his mouth. How it got there is a mystery, although we can't possibly imagine that he mistook it for a bag of Doritos and just started munching on it. They both crunch, but, c'mon, the phone is harder to bite down on than a Jawbreaker.
Or maybe he was trying to win a bet. Whatever the reason, this is gross. Let's just be grateful he didn't try to jam it in his pupils thinking it was actually an eye-phone.