Remember the old "the dog ate my homework" excuse? Well this guy in Austin, Texas -- obviously super high on something -- just took that excuse to the next level when he attacked his neighbor's mail box and ate his 1099 tax form.

Just imagine calling someone up for a new copy, "I know you're not gonna believe this, but some guy just ate my tax form. Hello...are you still there? ... No! I'm not making this up!"

The man had some really strange ramblings to says to the cops arresting him. My personal favorite was, "Could you turn the temperature down?" - while they're all standing outside. Global warming is a bitch, man.