Never Mind the Guns, Watch Out for Extreme French Fry Attacks!

Just when I think I've seen the dumbest of the dumb, the strangest of the strange, the...you get the idea.  This takes the cake.  Or in this case, the potato.

A guy in Massachusetts has been busted for throwing hot and oily McDonald's french fries at his stepdaughter.  Really?  I've had McDonald's french fries.  Their usually not all that hot when you get em to start with.

Can you imagine being this guy, locked up with hardened criminals?

"So what you in for?"

"Oh, I hit my kid with a lukewarm Mickey D's fry."

"Oh.  Come here, sugar!"

Yeah.  Not going to go well for this daddy if he gets hard time for the fry attack.

Here's the details on this deep-fried opera of stupidity.