I tried to watch that first Democratic debate. I laughed, I cried, I nearly vomited. And that was just the effect Anderson Cooper had on me.

The bad lip reading version of the debate is so much better than the original. They make Bernie Sanders seem interesting and Hillary less scary. Well, a little bit anyhow. So let's take a short, well deserved break from the frightening spectacle that is the Democratic campaign and have some fun with Bernie, Hilary and company, shall we?