Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Border Patrol Agent’s Sign Says Halloween Candy For Americans Only
A border patrol agent is being criticized for a sign posted outside his home in a border patrol housing complex in Presidio, Texas, on Halloween.
Texas Drive-Thru Worker Leaves Mic On, Talks About Weed, Heroin
The drive-thru worker at a Texas Captain D's restaurant had a lengthy conversation about heroin, cocaine and smoking weed out of a homemade bong, all over the drive-thru speaker, apparently not realizing her mic on was and a customer was waiting.
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Compares Cowboys’ Defense to Mexican Border
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott expressed his frustration with the Dallas Cowboys in Sunday's game against The Saints via Twitter, comparing the Cowboys' defense to the Mexican border.
Priest Accused Of Pointing Gun at Boy For Being Cowboys Fan
A New Jersey priest was arrested on Friday for allegedly pointing a gun at an 8-year-old boy in his congregation because the boy said he was a Dallas Cowboys fan.
Film Crew Robbed While Shooting Video on Houston Pride
A film crew was robbed at gunpoint on Wednesday while shooting a video about Houston pride.
Oklahoma Teen Accidentally Shoots Self Twice in 3 Months
An Oklahoma 16-year-old is hospitalized after officials said he accidentally shot himself in the leg for the second time in three months.
Guns Now Allowed At Houston Zoo
Patrons of the Houston Zoo are now free to pack heat while gazing at the gorillas or petting the goats in the children's petting zoo.
Texas Woman Dies After Eating Tainted Cucumber
A salmonella outbreak linked to contaminated cucumbers imported from Mexico by a California company is being blamed for the death of a Texas woman.