Unpopular Opinion: Pumpkin Spice Is Absolutely Disgusting

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Unpopular Opinion: Pumpkin Spice Is Absolutely Disgusting

I blame Starbucks.

Can we agree that Starbucks put pumpkin spice on the map and people have been losing their minds ever since Starbucks release the flavor sensation 21 years ago?

I've been drinking pumpkin spice coffee for twenty years and I just took my last sip of it.

It's disgusting.

 Pumpkin Spice is everywhere and in everything in Texas!

"Obsessed much" is an understatement when it comes to pumpkin spice in Texas, but let's face it, the nation is pretty crazy about it too.

Do you remember during COVID when pumpkin spice masks were a thing?

Check this out!

You can get each of these items on Amazon. 

"Butt" wait, there is more! Pumpkin Spice BUTT WIPES!!

Want to drive the ladies crazy?

Dude Wipes led the charge of insanity last year with their pumpkin spice butt wipes! You read that right, it's time to get the guys on the pumpkin spice train with the seasonal release  of "DUMPkin Spice Wipes." Dude offers, 'When nature's calling and leaves are falling, keep your butt cozy with a mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents; Made with 99% water and plant-based ingredients"

The list goes on and as the weather cools, more pumpkin spice goodies will be revealed.

Like Oil Divine and the latest nail polish to be released by Be Kind, it's smartly named Pumpkin Spice and yep, it's not only burnt orange, its scented like pumpkin spice too.

So. Over. It.