AI Has Written The Perfect Texas Song About Trains, Prison, & Gettin’ Drunk

While it hasn't happened just yet, it's only a matter of time before we're 100% replaced by robots, right? Artificial Intelligence is coming for every single job known to man.

Why wouldn't AI replace us? There's nothing it can't do. It can do your research paper, a report for work, and now even write the perfect country & western song... No offense, Steve Goodman, but it's the perfect song about Texas, Trains, Prison, & Getting Drunk.

Here's what #ChatCPT spit out for me when I asked it to "write a country song about Texas, mama, prison, murder, trucks, getting drunk, trains."

I'll call it "Wildcat." And shout out AI for the f-bomb in verse 3

Verse 1: I was born in Texas, raised upright. Mama taught me to work hard, and to always fight, but sometimes life can take a wicked turn, and now I'm sitting in prison, my hands forever burned

Chorus: But I'll always have Texas in my soul where the trains whistle and the trucks roll. I'll raise my glass and tip my hat to the memories of getting drunk and living like a wildcat

Verse 2: I was driving down a dark and lonely road when a stranger crossed my path, and I was forced to explode. Now I'm paying the price for what I've done and I'll spend the rest of my days in this prison, under the Texas sun

Chorus: But I'll always have Texas in my soul. Where the trains whistle and the trucks roll, I'll raise my glass and tip my hat to the memories of getting drunk and living like a wildcat

Verse 3: I used to ride around in my pickup truck Chasing dreams and good times, never giving a single f*ck But now I'm just a number, lost in this place And I can hear the trains outside, like a distant race

Chorus: But I'll always have Texas in my soul. Where the trains whistle and the trucks roll, I'll raise my glass and tip my hat to the memories of getting drunk and living like a wildcat

Outro: So here's to Texas, my mama, my truck And to getting drunk, even when life sucks I'll be watching those trains roll by And dreaming of the day when I'll finally fly.

What do you think? Yup, we're all screwed.

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