Gun-Toting Suspect Calmly Waits in Texas Store Line

We're breaking down the video at the bottom of this article with no context whatsoever, but this one doesn't appear to need any.

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Everything seen was captured by the store's security cameras.

The Calm Before the Storm

Today's video opens with a shot from outside a Houston, Texas convenience store at 11300 Westheimer. A rascal in a white shirt and really cool bedazzled jeans can be seen entering the store carrying a gun.

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Patience is a Virtue

So Mr. Bedazzled Jeans Pockets walks up to the register and then proceeds to calmly wait as the two customers in from of him finish with their transactions. What a well-mannered young man he is!

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Money Please

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When he gets his turn at the register, he politely demands the clerk open the register and give him the money drawer. He's even nice enough to stop pointing his pistol at the employees and set it on the counter. Seems like it would have been extremely easy to grab the gun at this point, but I wasn't there, so who knows?

It's also kind of funny how he attempts to hide his face by pulling his shirt up over his mouth a couple of times. Or maybe he has the flu and this polite lad is just making sure no one catches his cooties.

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And that's it. Mister Party Pants runs off with his haul into the sunset.

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