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A Victoria motorcyclist spotted what looked like tan clothing on a man at Riverside Park. A closer look showed he was completely naked in broad daylight.

If you don't want those pesky tan lines, here's where you can avoid getting them.

Turns out Texas is home to a few naked biking events and Wichita Falls made the list for best naked biking cities if you can believe it.

Bare It All: Naked Bicycle Club Takes Over Downtown Austin, Texas

So much for trying to help someone out and then they steal your car.