Say Hello to the Dumbest Porch Pirate Ever
The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me.
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Texas Park Ranger Pushed Into Lake for Trying to Social Distance
This guy was just doing his job and some dude decided to push him in the lake.
Man Ripped Insulation Out of Jail Cell Ceiling to Use as a Pillow
He needed to get comfy before he passed out, so he did the only reasonable thing.
Wichita Falls Man Steals from Target, Tries to Sell Items Outside
Come on man! Literally go ANYWHERE else to sell those items you just stole.
Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With...Hand Lotion?
What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim's Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.