stupid criminals

Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.

What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?

"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.

He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.

This guy is creepy and ridiculous.

How many liquor bottles can one woman steal and get away? The answer is 18, apparently.

Anyone else having 'Super Troopers' flashbacks?

Look, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.