WWE

WHAT?! It's 3:16 day? Crack open a beer, pour it all over yourself and enjoy some Attitude Era wrestling on this most important of holidays.

That's right, Wichita Falls once had the pleasure to host the iconic Monday Night Raw.

He had never even made a movie.

I like to imagine the Stone Cold glass shatter sound effect played when he entered the store.

It is always a good time to be a wrestling fan in Texas.

The corporate board is investigating allegations that McMahon paid hush money to employees he’d had relationships with.

And that’s the bottom line, ‘cuz Stone Cold said so.

The Texas Rattlesnake himself is proud.