Normal 2020 Phrases That Would Make No Sense Any Other Time
There's no doubt about it, we've all said some things in the first half of this year that we never thought we'd say.
Humor
New NASA Based Perfume Smells Like Being In Space
Astronauts describe it as "a mix of gunpowder, seared steak, raspberries and rum."
Oklahoma School Board Member Drinking During Virtual Meeting
Someone got a little too comfortable while at home.
A Florida Guy Tried to Fight Walmart Employees Over Mask Policy
Combine the dumpster fire that is 2020 with Florida and you’re guaranteed to get some high-quality entertainment.
Wichita Falls Burglar Left His Name at the Scene of the Crime
Rule number 1, don't leave ANYTHING at the scene that can trace back to you.
Oklahoma Mail Carrier Stops Porch Pirate, Caught on Camera
This mail carrier just happened to know who lived in this particular house and he knew something was up.
Oklahoma Woman Throws Abusive Husband's Ashes in the Trash
Nobody wanted them so he is taking a trip to the dump.
Hooray! It's National Donut Day!
And ... If donuts aren't your thing, today is also National Gingerbread Day, National Moonshine Day, and National Veggie Burger Day.