Watch First Responders Rescue Naked Man From Tree in Houston

Some folks in Houston were treated to quite the show over the weekend. 

Like so many people commenting on the video on X, I can only speculate as to why a bare-assed guy climbed a tree in Houston. It’s easy to assume he was high as the moon. Admittedly, that’s the first thing that came to my mind. 

Or maybe he just so happens to be a nudist who decided to climb a tree while on his daily walk in the buff. Okay, that’s a stretch.

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Of course, there’s also the possibility that he’s suffering from some sort of mental illness. If that’s the case, I hope he gets the treatment he desperately needs. 

But one thing is for sure – Texas is becoming wilder by the minute. 

Now, I realize the Lone Star State has always been a wild place. That’s why “Texas” is a slang word used to describe crazy behavior by people in Norway. 

But it just feels like Texas is peak crazy these days.