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Boy Who Vomited in Bookstore Writes Terrific Letter of Apology to ‘Barf Cleaners’
The most amazing (and vile) things come out of the mouths of kids.
Very Important Study Finds Grilled Cheese Eaters Have Lots of Sex
Here's some gouda news for people who love cheese.
The BooZie Will Revolutionize How You Carry Beer
Like beer, but tired of the excruciatingly, pain-staking job of holding it? Well, have we got a product for you.
Speeding Car Crashes Into Turkey, Destroys Windshield
Somewhere, someone is working on a lame "Why'd the turkey cross the road?" joke.
This Is Why Teachers Shouldn’t Use an Axe During Class
Everyone loves a teacher who tries to liven things up. It's the Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society way to reach students.
Impatient Officer Destroys Car Window During Nasty Traffic Stop
If you thought everyone in Canada is as sweet as sticky maple syrup, here's your wake-up call.
Soldiers Give the True, Untold Story About What War Is Actually Like
War is hell, but it's also a lot more than that.
Driver Busted for Riding With Cutout of the ‘Most Interesting Man in the World’
This may be the most interesting thing you see today.