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Funny Tweets By Parents the Week of March 18

Funniest Tweets By Parents
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Parents + Internet = Awesome. Don’t believe us? Check out some of the funniest things tweeted by parents this week, including Melissa Joan Hart’s son’s funny incident with childproof medicine bottles and Jim Gaffigan‘s vow regarding kids and restaurants:

¢ιη∂α¢υηтєяєℓℓα (@alwayzintruble): I’m ready to *take on the world today..

*clean my kids rooms..

Melissa Joan Hart (@MelissaJoanHart): My 7year old is trying to unlock the mystery of “child-proof” medicine bottle locks.He can’t understand how the bottle knows he’s a child.
Big Fat Daddy (@BigFat_Daddy): Pretty sure the voice of an angel sounds like two sleeping babies.
The Huggles (@joeyhuggles): As adults we don’t use the power of the tantrum nearly enough.
Melissa Sher (@thismelissasher): Because the kids can sniff it out on our guests, please don’t consume sugar for 48 hours prior to your visit.
Christian Hansen (@9to5Life): Oh, cool, Diego just taught my kids to flap their arms like a penguin. That’s super useful and not going to be annoying at all.
Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan): Took my five kids out to lunch in a restaurant today for the last time.
PTA Rejects (@PTARejects): Kids are like Magic 8 Balls. If they don’t give you the answer you want, keep shaking them and eventually they will.
Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard): I’ve never tried heroine, but it can’t be better than the feeling I get when I’m driving away from my kids’ daycare in the morning.
Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker): I never worry about the kind of world I’m passing on to my children because they’re just gonna leave their stuff everywhere anyway.

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