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![Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Anenia.gif?w=980&q=75)
Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
![Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/William.gif?w=980&q=75)
Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?
What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?
![Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Carlos.gif?w=980&q=75)
Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead
Birthday wish, meet death wish.
![Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Erin.gif?w=980&q=75)
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
![Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Fart2.gif?w=980&q=75)
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
![Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Michael.gif?w=980&q=75)
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
![Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys Loss](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Dak.gif?w=980&q=75)
Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys Loss
This guy is feeling the burn.
![Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Arrest.gif?w=980&q=75)
Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested
Some people just have cuff luck.