Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Signs of Listeria Found in Blue Bell Plant — Again
Just as the gods return Blue Bell ice cream to our homes and freezers, signs of listeria have, once again, been found at the creamery's plant.
Texas Woman Walks Through Live Power Lines For Tacos
Police say a woman walked through live power lines to get to a taqueria after crashing her car into a utility pole in Houston.
Texas School Assigns Kids Homework on Drug Dealing
An assignment assigned sixth-graders in Keller, Texas is under investigation after a parent complained that it taught kids how to become cocaine dealers.
Texas Student’s Star Wars Shirt Banned Because of Weapon
A Texas seventh grader was forced to cover up the Star Wars shirt he wore to school last week because the Storm Trooper featured on the shirt had a weapon, he said.
Texas Mom Gave Kids Pot, Beer at Party, Police Say
A Texas mom is accused of giving beer and weed in a Hello Kitty pipe to kids between the ages of 12 and 14 years old at a sleepover party at her house.
Suspected ‘Cookie Monster’ Robber Arrested in Houston
Houston police have arrested a man dubbed the "Cookie Monster Robber," who is suspected in holdups at more than 30 Houston-area fast-food restaurants, and demanded a cookie, along with the cash.
Texas Dad Accused Of Putting Razor in Own Son’s Candy
Police have issued a warrant for the arrest of a Fort Worth father-of-the-year candidate they say put a razor in a Rice Krispies treat in his son's Halloween candy.
Texas Roadhouse Customer Leaves Bartender $1,000 Tip
A bartender at an Odessa Texas Roadhouse recently was shocked when he saw the tip left him by one of the restaurant's regulars.