Ron White is well known for doing his shows with a cigar and a glass of scotch in tow, but when he takes the stage at Memorial Auditorium in Wichita Falls tonight, that won't be scotch in his glass.

Before the show Ron and his friend, brother-in-law, and and fellow funny-man Alex Reymundo made a stop at Kock's Liquor store to promote their new Number Juan Tequila.

Taking a break from signing tequila bottles for fans, Ron paused to talk about what he might be doing now if he wasn't a comedian. "I would have been a drug dealer," joked Ron. "...I would be selling something, I just don't know what it would be. I can't imagine a life now where I don't do stand-up comedy. Makes me quiver to think about it. Thanks for bringing it up," he continued.

Ron also talked about how, despite the recent popularity of the World Cup, soccer is still just as boring as can be. "I'd get out of the bathtub to change the channel if a soccer game came on," he said.

Ron ended by talking about one of the best decisions he's ever made. Watch the video above to see what that decision was.

Noteworthy Fact: All ticket proceeds from tonight's show in Wichita Falls will be donated to a fund established to assist victims of the Fritch Wildfires. Neighbors helping neighbors– it’s how we do it in Texas!

  • BONUS:

    Ron White and Alex Reymundo Rock the Photobomb!

    Aaron Galloway and Stryker photobombed by Ron White and Alex Reymundo