New Satire Page Has One Job, To Roast Wichita Falls

Be careful not to fall for the fake Wichita Falls news stories from this page.

Well if you want to follow a new page I saw a lot of people talking about over the weekend. WTFN on Facebook is currently "reporting the news that makes you say wtf?" Unfortunately, some of you this weekend thought this was a credible news organization with this story.

Wichita Falls Wins Most Experienced Water Award

I saw some folks share this story, then delete it once they realized this was satire. WTFN reported that Wichita Falls won the most experienced water award. Here are some good snippets from the story.

• The award comes after judges determined that no other water in the country has "seen more things and been more places" before arriving in a resident's glass.
• "We don't just recycle," said one city official. "We're committed to giving every drop a second, third, fourth, and possibly fifteenth chance at greatness."
• According to unconfirmed reports, Wichita Falls water now arrives at homes carrying:A college degree.Three ex-spouses.A Harley-Davidson. And stories nobody asked to hear.

Wichita Falls Art Walks Need More 3D Printed Dragons

Not even the Art Walk is safe from being made fun. "I used to worry about roads and infrastructure," local resident Dave Patterson said. "But then I saw a giant dragon made out of plastic. Now I realize what really matters." adding "maybe we can replace all those dumb horses with giant 3d-printed Dragons"

World's Littlest Skyscraper Declares Itself 'Big Enough'

Looks like one of the most famous buildings in downtown Wichita Falls is thinking about expanding. The building has reportedly announced plans for expansion. Proposed additions include: A rooftop helipad for paper airplanes. An observation deck requiring only two steps to reach. A gift shop selling commemorative magnifying glasses.

WTFN Weather Forecast for Wichita Falls

Going to be a hot one in Wichita Falls today and WTFN even gives us the info on that. "Residents are advised to avoid all unnecessary movement between the hours of 10 AM and 9 PM, unless that movement is directly toward air conditioning."

So just a friendly reminder before you think one of these stories is real, WTFN clearly states they're the "world's most trusted source of unverified information, reckless speculation, and eyewitness accounts from people who were nowhere near the scene."

We will wait and see what they're up to next.