When you’re expecting a package to arrive, you’d hate to find out it had been stolen from your porch before you ever got your hands on it. That’s what happened to a Phoenix man, who retaliated by making up what may be the best “wanted” poster ever.

In addition to stating what had been robbed, he added that “This is either a woman or Dog the Bounty Hunter has really let himself go.” He included photos, his address, and how to report any knowledge of the crime.

How do you think he did?