Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Where Can You Find America’s Favorite Hamburger?
This chain is putting the "five" in "five stars."
RompHim Is a Man’s Romper That No One Asked For
This will either be the newest fashion craze or the newest punchline.
World’s Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggets
McNuggets have met McLovin'.
Behold the Mind-Boggling Things That Happen in One Minute
Sixty seconds. A quick period of time or an endless eternity, depending on your point of view.
Fitness-Mad Robber Stretches Before Knocking Over Dunkin’ Donuts
You gotta be in shape if you're gonna be on the run.
Woman Inexplicably Gets Her Hand Stuck in Her Toilet
This woman was plum(ber) out of luck.
You Can Now Get Paid $17,000 to Stay in Bed for 2 Straight Months
Too lazy to get out of bed and look for work? Problem solved.
Cheapskate Wants You to Buy Engagement Ring for Him on GoFundMe
Love don't cost this guy a thing.