Deranged Naked Man Jumps Right Through Car’s Rear Window
Some days you just wanna rip off all your clothing and jump through a window, right?
Well, if you're a sane person who's got things together, the answer to that is definitely no. However, if you're Garrett Smith, the answer is a resounding "yes."
Smith, 21, of Riverside, Calif., was arrested after a bizarre scene in which he ran buck naked through an apartment complex, smashed headfirst through the rear window of a car, rode on top of another vehicle and ran through the parking lot.
Smith's wild actions terrified the woman driving the car he rode on so much that she backed into an apartment, destroyed a fence and caused extensive damage to her vehicle.
Police arrested Smith about a mile away from the scene. He underwent blood tests, which had better show he was high or drunk because if he's not his lawyer is going to have to come up with the world's most clever defense to explain this chicanery.