Somewhere, someone is working on a lame "Why'd the turkey cross the road?" joke.

In this crazy video, a turkey attempting to cross the road is hit by a car zooming down the highway at break (turkey) neck speed.

While the turkey met its demise, the people in the car were okay. The windshield? Not so much.

Obviously, it was an unfortunate accident, one that leaves the driver and passenger with a wild story.

Who knew a bird could do so much damage? Here's the aftermath: