Officials are searching for a former El Paso elementary school teacher they say was living a double life and had ties to the organized drug trade and responsible for trafficking more than 2,000 pounds of marijuana.
Remember the old "the dog ate my homework" excuse? Well this guy in Austin, Texas -- obviously super high on something -- just took that excuse to the next level when he attacked his neighbor's mail box and ate his 1099 tax form.
Just imagine calling someone up for a new copy, "I know you're not gonna believe this, but some guy just ate my tax form. Hel...